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"Found cookies"

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"Didn't type this myself"

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Totally didn't just put water in a Pepsi bottle

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The math doesn't math.

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There's no chance that I purposely told them the wrong name for internet points, honest!

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Hoodoo curse or nah? I "found" this crap on my doorstep.

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This seems more like an ex or a one night stand, if anything

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Squishy black letters keep mysteriously appearing in front of our shower.

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"driver" ate a slice of my pizza

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Note attached to my order…. What? (Totally didn't write this myself and we all know door dash drivers totally have time to write things like this)

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Knows corporate lingo to a fault, so it must be true

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"Someone else's order" (totally not something I ordered too) got delivered to my house... what now?

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Totally didn't just wash a circle where your watch is just for those sweet sweet internet points

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Hotel bath won’t turn "off"

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So much truth here

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"Found this in my new apartment’s freezer", didn't just put this here myself, I'm super cereal, what is it?

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Quantum fiber is lit!

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r/FellowKids is back open for business! Share those memes, social posts, ads, and anything else that just screams "a boardroom of 60 year olds thinks they know what the youths want to hear."

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"Microwave is holding my food hostage", I promise I'm not purposely not pressing the button all the way, you guys!

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My Multivitamin gained black spots after being left out overnight, definitely not just 2 different types of pills

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The honesty is astounding

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One of our "sealed" water bottles has a set of metal tongs in it.

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"Came with my wife" to "her gynecologist appointment", at least "she’s" honest.

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We deserve better than Mike Lee

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We deserve better than Mike Lee

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We deserve better than Mike Lee

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